Friday, July 25, 2008
Symptons and Diagnosis of the Affliction Known as "Deep Attraction"
Dear patient,
This illness can be fatal.
Do read the following diagnosis carefully,
And the rest depends on your mettle.
-Whenever you meet the one responsible for your dreadful illness:
You cry even when you're feeling happy,
You laugh even when you're feeling down.
You walk away and then you feel intensely lonely,
You feel that there's no one else in town.
-He or she can make you:
Seem immature even though you lead a soccer team,
Seem as if you've got a mental disease.
Seem as if you can always find a gleam,
Seem shattered even though you were always in one piece.
-Psychological effects include:
Feeling stupid even when you always top the class.
Feeling confused when you try to speak
Feeling depressed when you don't meet on the bus
Feeling unsure when it is he or she that you seek.
-What you should do:
You could drown yourself in a glass of wine
You could leave a note and disappear
You could bury yourself in books and shout with glee
Ah, I don't care!
-Doctor's notes:
Though i must say there is a risky way
To make this better with each passing day
Go right up to her and say
I like you and have loved you every singel day!
You could also slip a message under her table
Put in her mobile phone a loving fable
To her mailbox pieces of paper in a decorated riddle
Or words on her screen in the virtual mail ladle.
My dear patient, do think about it
This operation only has a limited success rate
Unless you have a hide so thick or unlimited wit
Do beware,
You may soon be afflicted with another ailment known as "Heart's Tear".
Get well soon,
Your Doctor.
by Leoson Hoay'
Dear patient,
This illness can be fatal.
Do read the following diagnosis carefully,
And the rest depends on your mettle.
-Whenever you meet the one responsible for your dreadful illness:
You cry even when you're feeling happy,
You laugh even when you're feeling down.
You walk away and then you feel intensely lonely,
You feel that there's no one else in town.
-He or she can make you:
Seem immature even though you lead a soccer team,
Seem as if you've got a mental disease.
Seem as if you can always find a gleam,
Seem shattered even though you were always in one piece.
-Psychological effects include:
Feeling stupid even when you always top the class.
Feeling confused when you try to speak
Feeling depressed when you don't meet on the bus
Feeling unsure when it is he or she that you seek.
-What you should do:
You could drown yourself in a glass of wine
You could leave a note and disappear
You could bury yourself in books and shout with glee
Ah, I don't care!
-Doctor's notes:
Though i must say there is a risky way
To make this better with each passing day
Go right up to her and say
I like you and have loved you every singel day!
You could also slip a message under her table
Put in her mobile phone a loving fable
To her mailbox pieces of paper in a decorated riddle
Or words on her screen in the virtual mail ladle.
My dear patient, do think about it
This operation only has a limited success rate
Unless you have a hide so thick or unlimited wit
Do beware,
You may soon be afflicted with another ailment known as "Heart's Tear".
Get well soon,
Your Doctor.
by Leoson Hoay'
with love ♥ 6:15 PM